Thursday, January 10, 2008

Press Release from the Maverick Outpost

After much review and tactical planning, a new NCT list has been published for all members of the Catholic Faith Friendship Folks (CFFF). NCT has also been referred to as the "Non-Confrontational Topic"list which many CFFF members use to avoid conflict in their CFFF relationships.

CFFF members will no doubt be familiar with outlawed topics such as: Party Affiliation, Half Full vs. Half Empty, Good Priest vs. Bad priest, Iowa Vs. North Carolina, and Paper vs. Plastic.

Topics new to the NCT list include:
Underwear--Right or Wrong side out?
Cake--Fantastic Treat or Fat-laden Luxury?
Honey Oatmeal Bread--Keeping It vs. Sharing It
Ball Trees-- Fun Christmas Tradition or Landmarks?
Mittens--Grey with blue or vice versa?
Scrap Booking--How to Catch Up.
Good Friends-- Not talking to Them is Hard.

For more information on these and other topics, or tosuggest more, call 9**-4**-***7 between 9 am and 11 pm EST, 7 days a week, including weekends and holidays.


Iowejuns: Please don't ask me to explain this post; it's complicated.

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